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HEY LIBERALS - Just though I'd throw some common sense into one of your utopian lines of thinking.


TAGS: liberals muslin jew christian g** pacifism pagan
Rating: 4.16/5

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Jamison12 - May 4, 2014, 10:27 pm
Well this entire site is flooded with bias. And maybe because not everyone from Israel are killers? Shocking concept I know
EmmaRoydes - May 4, 2014, 7:23 pm
What is your problem? Every one of your comments says how you think the creator of the poster is ignorant or stupid.
Jamison12 - May 4, 2014, 4:23 pm
The fact you think all of Israel wants to kill shows how ignorant you are


OBAMA THE ANTICHRIST - "OH NO! THE COMMIE-SOCIALSIT NIGHTMARE HAS COME! QUICK, EVERYONE! RUN TO CANADA"


TAGS: conservatives scared of antichrist obama
Rating: 3.23/5

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jsorocki - November 8, 2012, 9:58 am
I find your lack of creativity suspicious. Also, the spelling of your name.
Cannabal - November 7, 2012, 6:01 pm
I find your lack of coffee in the morning suspicious.
crankyhead - November 7, 2012, 5:26 pm
...only to have to turn around and go back to the trailer park in Tennesee, or whatever.
crankyhead - November 7, 2012, 5:26 pm
Well once they get here, we're going to have to explain to them that we already have a succesful socialized healthcare system, and we allow g** marriage, and all that stuff they hate. I just don't want them wasting all that gas money coming here...
Bull - November 7, 2012, 1:49 pm
I find your grasp of sarcasm lacking.
jsorocki - November 7, 2012, 8:35 am
I find your lack of intelligence appalling.
romneyisatool - November 7, 2012, 12:54 am
They are cleaning up the remains on the sidewalk outside his two story bedroom window... funny, though, not much brain matter to clean up
Cannabal - November 7, 2012, 12:50 am
Simultaneous aneurysms? If so, why the hell wasn't Battaile affected? Oh, and Crankyhead: my condolences, them Teabaggers will take a while to realize their mistake, but who knows: they might be able to find Canada anyway.
romneyisatool - November 7, 2012, 12:43 am
Notice, Cranky, how much quieter and cleaner it is in here after an Obama victory? WTFO, arnnatz, groucho, Vbunchalies, Jdolt.... we hardly knew ya? hahaha
crankyhead - November 7, 2012, 12:34 am
Please don't.


SEPARATED AT BIRTH? - One is an incomprehensible, oafish gangster who feasts off of corruption, the other is Jabba the Hutt!


TAGS: chris christie jabba speech funny
Rating: 2.07/5

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JGalt - January 3, 2013, 12:01 am
After today's Rino rant, I have to agree with this.


Killary Klinton -




NEW JERSEY - Where even the Governor looks like a mobster.




Unfit For Command -




KARMA -


TAGS: chris kyle american sniper palin
Rating: 2.5/5

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MissPriss - March 16, 2015, 11:18 pm
Maybe the USA needs to budget a little $ to help their soldiers once they return to American soil. What they see over there really phucks with their heads back home. NUT-JOB precisely! Maybe a little help for the mental health of those that return?
MashiMashi - February 8, 2015, 6:39 am
he could've took that guy horse riding or hiking, but it was no Obama and them liberals don't want you to have a gun but we'll show them 2nd Amendment and all
MashiMashi - February 8, 2015, 6:37 am
i was led to belive he wads at the gun-range when the soldier started having an episode and kyle rushed over to help out. i didn't know that he was the one that brought the NUT-JOB to the range.
MashiMashi - February 7, 2015, 1:30 pm
I'm a veteran and felt the same way, what was he doing take a troubled soldier to a frick'n gun range, that's about the last place they need to be.
ClintEastwood - February 3, 2015, 3:43 pm
also, how i am a "sellout" and a "traitor" when I'm not even a citizen of your idiocracy? EPICFAIL (like your hero~zero~wormsfood kyle)
ClintEastwood - February 3, 2015, 3:34 pm
says the anonymous internet user who made an account just to attack me while hiding behind her computer. sounds like you are speaking from personal experience. Want 2 to know the big difference between me and Kyle? I'm still here. #winning
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 3, 2015, 10:40 am

Careful. You're entitled to your opinion, but you can't attack other members for theirs.
apollohollon - February 3, 2015, 8:21 am
Only coward here is you. Making **** comments about someone that saved countless American lives. You're a coward, sellout, traitor that deserves to be dragged by his b**** hair, screaming and kicking out of your parents basement and into the street.
OTC - January 24, 2015, 3:32 pm
That passage is not ideology
ClintEastwood - January 24, 2015, 2:41 pm
Correction: He WAS a soldier. Just to remind you, in case you forgot - the loser was sh** by one of his own "soldiers." He's now where he belongs, in the grave, with other serial killers - Ted Bundy, John Gacy, John Allen Muhammad (also a sniper).
Cyberhagen - January 24, 2015, 12:45 pm
Where's your snarky comment about the murderers he "murdered"? It's called being a soldier, and every country has them. Even children, who in places like Afghanistan are taught by the Taliban to kill at a young age, and oppress women.
ClintEastwood - January 24, 2015, 12:03 am
Emphasis on the word 'was.' lolololol
ClintEastwood - January 24, 2015, 12:02 am
So's trying 2 get away with murder.People seldom get away with it,and as history shows,they always get what's coming to them - as what happened to this cowardly P.O.S.When not busy lying about fighting washed up wrestlers,he was content pissing off vets
Zeitguy - January 23, 2015, 10:51 pm
"Happy shall they be who take your little ones and dash them against the rock" Psalm 137:9. Biblical ideology is inconsistent at best.


Infamous Christian Fundamentalist Terrorist uses twisted anti-Semetic line from the Bible to justify killing millions -


TAGS: hitler christian terrorists fundamentalist
Rating: 4.31/5

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Pushkin - December 1, 2016, 10:48 pm
Yes, I'm disappointed. Obama looks better as a Nazi since he IS one.
Pikeman - November 4, 2015, 9:16 am
Adolf lied about many other things as well.


THANK YOU - For everything you do.


TAGS: merry christmas
Rating: 3.86/5

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foxrecon19d - December 25, 2012, 1:51 pm
You served, brother. That's more than what 99% of what the rest of America can say. It's a pleasure to be able to disagree with you. Perhaps we can pick it up again after New Years. Peace and blessings to you this Christmas Season.
PapaFox - December 25, 2012, 11:10 am
And a Merry Christmas to you too. I served, but in peacetime.
foxrecon19d - December 25, 2012, 10:30 am
At least we can agree on one thing. Merry Christmas, PapaFox. If you served, thank you.


Top 4 Reasons NOT To Vote For Hillary -




MERRY CHRISTMAS MY FELLOW AMERICANS - Wait a minute- isn't that what Obama has been doing 24/7/365- acting like Santa Claus= giving away our kids futures under Obamanomics?




Chris Kyle: Pathological LIar -




ARMED INFIDEL: AMERICAN JIHAD - Xtians have murdered more innocents in history than all religious groups combined! (Famous Xtian terrorists include: Nazis, Colonists, Joe McCarthy, Tim McVeigh, Hitler, Paul Ryan, Al Qaeda, David Koresh, etc.)




CHRISTIAN LEADERSHIP -




ANOTHER INSULT TO AMERICA - The White House Christmas tree decorations




YOU JUST MIGHT BE A LIBERAL - if you don't think Catholic or Christian bashing is a hate crime.




Hildabeast Rotten Klinton -




CHRISTIANS - Not since Apartheid, has the vast majority been so oppressed.


TAGS: christians fail
Rating: 2.5/5

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realitycheck - October 8, 2015, 3:37 am
The slaves in the South outnumbered the slaveowners... so I guess that means they weren't oppressed either.


OBAMA COVER-UPS - Dead Americans could hurt re-election efforts Who would trust this President? No wonder military personnel prefer opposite party


TAGS: obama 2012 election brian terry chris stevens dead americans
Rating: 4.43/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 11, 2012, 5:42 pm

Told ya so! :)
SethMythrax - October 11, 2012, 5:20 pm
I now see this is a different BG, I thought it was the one that was sh** last week, my bad.....
SethMythrax - October 11, 2012, 5:19 pm
No Moooooooo, I had it right.....
SethMythrax - October 11, 2012, 5:18 pm
The FBI says it appears the agents opened fire on each other of friendly fire. http://www.myfoxphoenix.com/story/19796632/utah-funeral-set-for-border-patrol-agent-thursday
SethMythrax - October 11, 2012, 5:18 pm
Ivie was sh** to death last week near the Mexican border as three agents responded to an alarm that was triggered by a sensor aimed at detecting smugglers. A second agent was wounded.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 11, 2012, 8:08 am

I think you're mixing up two different events.
SethMythrax - October 10, 2012, 11:09 pm
I didnt hear that Mooooooo, just that he may n=have been sh** by his fellow guard when they went to check out the alert....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 9, 2012, 6:52 pm

The border guard pictured above was sh** with an ak47 That doesn't sound like friendly fire to me.
SethMythrax - October 9, 2012, 6:31 pm
Too bad the berder cop was sh** & killed by his own buddy & nothing to do with Fast & Furious.....


Hillary Chastised For Lying About Another Video!! -


TAGS: hillary clinton liar untrustworthy hildabeat rotten klinton traitor treacherous killary benghazi butcher libya failure duplicitous backstabbing chris stevens tyrone woods glen doherty sean smith
Rating: 5/5

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calron - December 21, 2015, 5:53 pm
Remember those that speak out against Islamic extremism are the biggest cause of Muslims killing others. 0-o


FORCING BELIEFS -


TAGS: christianity government abortion obama democrats
Rating: 4.61/5

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GrouchoMarxist - October 7, 2012, 3:24 pm
Good one


christopher marquez -




" MERRY CHRISTMAS " - IT'S GOING TO GET A LOT WORSE !


TAGS: merrychristmas freestuff taxes foodstamps bankruptcy
Rating: 5/5

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StoneTools - November 11, 2013, 3:34 pm
That was a good prediction - 47 Million Americans on Foodstamps now: http://www.fns.usda.gov/pd/34SNAPmonthly.htm


OBAMA - Oh, sweet Lord! He got the Devil in him!




THE HYPOCRITICAL LEFT - "Bigotry is wrong, except when we do it"




Hildabeast Rotten Clinton's Abhorrent Claim -




"Tingles" Matthews -




Hey, Michael Moore... -




" OBAMA DECLARES SUPPORT FOR GAY MARRIAGE " - “I believe that marriage is the union between a man and a woman. Now, for me as a Christian, it is also a sacred union. God’s in the mix.” Obama - April 17, 2008,




TEABAGGERS - They sling the word socialist much like chimpanzees fling their own feces.




" HOW THE GRINCH OBAMA COULDN’T WAIT: CHRISTMAS TREE TAX " - You certainly won’t see Muslims, Hindus or Buddhists having to pay this tax. Is this not a law respecting the establishment of religion?




Obamanation -




" DUBAI MALL ANNUAL CHRISTMAS TREE " - Brussels Bans Annual Christmas Tree Display – It May Offend Muslims.




REMEMBER WHEN - Insulting Religion Wasn't Just a Constitutionally Protected Right, But Also Considered an ART Form to be Subsidized By Taxpayers?


TAGS: piss christ mohammed film nea
Rating: 4.57/5

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vbattaile - September 18, 2012, 4:13 pm
Muzzies are like libtards... you;re allowed freedom of speech as long as they agree with you


OBAMA: 'JUDGE ME BY WHERE MY HEART LIES' - So if you want to know where my heart lies, look no further than what I have done, to stand up for Israel.




THE ANTI-CHRISTIAN RELIGION -




CHRISTIANITY? - "The Almighty is very central in the life of my family. We attend prayer meetings at the Mosque, I mean Church, regularly."




Hillary the "Fighter" -




Chris Kyle Day -


TAGS: chris kyle american sniper the legend texas seals military troops veterans iraq
Rating: 4.73/5

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premiumgrade - February 5, 2015, 9:12 pm
5 big ones for you. Spoken like a man of considerable common sense. Thumbs Up
Bandit5906 - February 5, 2015, 5:20 pm
10L if it were possible


Christie 2016? Fat Chance. -




CHRISTMAS - Celebrating the birth of Jesus, not Obama.




CHRISTIAN NATION? - THE LAST TIME WE MIXED POLITICS AND RELIGION PEOPLE GOT BURNED AT THE STAKE!




CHRISTINE O'DONNELL - I miss her already.




~ The Loser ~ -


TAGS: chris kyle larry the cable guy american sniper
Rating: 1.76/5

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Zeitguy - February 3, 2015, 8:35 pm
Calling out the government for an unjust war is fine but to call out a individual soldier for his participation in that war is unjust, myopic, hypocritical, and probable indications of sociopathy. Jus saying also.
fauxnews - February 3, 2015, 5:56 pm
War is hell; don’t judge others if you haven’t experienced it, jus saying


FORGIVENESS - "But I say unto you, love thy enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you." - JESUS




FREEDOM OF SPEECH LOVING DEMOCRATS? YEAH, NOT SO MUCH -




ALGAE BABY ALGAE - I just gotta have more algae




'Nuff said -


TAGS: terrorism islam christianity
Rating: 4.2/5

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crankyhead - May 4, 2013, 6:18 pm
Except that he was a far right fascist.
OTC - May 4, 2013, 5:36 pm
it makes sense if Hitler was a liberal
BobbEdwards - April 28, 2013, 11:02 am
That was a stupid and bigoted question, but Ali is the one who's wrong because he threw it back into the reporter's face. Uh-huh. Thanks anyway, you've given me an idea for a poster :-)
Renza - April 28, 2013, 9:12 am
How is it inaccurate? In any case, it is pretty funny.
Rudedog - April 28, 2013, 12:34 am
Such an inaccurate a***ogy that only Ali could get away with it. (And only PFox would post it.)


“A BAD TREE DOES NOT YIELD GOOD APPLES” - Comparing Islam to Christianity is like “Comparing apples to oranges”




"THOU SHALT NOT KILL" - Off Course Except For Abortion




GOD CASTS HIS VOTE - Failing to make a Good Fri or Easter statement and drop the word "Creator" from the Declaration of Independence on multiple speeches is too much for Him. BO did recognized Ramadan, Eid-ul-Fitr, Hajj, & Eid-ul-Adha.




UNCLE SAM'S - Christmas Greeting




Xtian Fundamentalist Politics -


TAGS: christian fundamentalism hypocrisy bush tea party
Rating: 3.43/5

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fauxnews - July 19, 2014, 2:19 am
LOL..Funny TA.
terroraustralis - July 19, 2014, 1:58 am
"thou shalt not kill white americans. everyone else is okay to kill, especially muslims" - God, as heard by GWBush.


THE SWASTIKA - It has a most peculiar history.




The G.O.P. Hates Science -




RELIGION - The oldest scam in the (Good) Book.




THE FAT LADY SINGS! - FUNERAL ANNOUNCEMENT: We are sorry to inform you of the recent death of the Romney campaign. The funeral will be held on November 6, 2012.


TAGS: romney christie losing polls 47
Rating: 2.09/5

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romneyisatool - November 7, 2012, 1:02 am
Yup, was right about that. X-D
jaxx - September 30, 2012, 10:48 pm
STATEMENT; THE DEATH OF ROMNEY'S CAMPAGN HAS BEEN GREATLY EXAGGERRATED, HE HAS COME TO WIN!!!


CHRIS CHRISTIE TO SPEAK AT CONVENTION - It's gonna be 'ugly', folks. (FACT: Romney didn't tap Christie to be VP because he was worried he would be "out shined!")




RACISM - The only form of evolution Christians believe in




BIPARTISAN - A Chief Executive and a Tub of Lard


TAGS: christie obummer
Rating: 1/5

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simplegenius - November 2, 2012, 5:07 pm
woa now, name calling doesn't fix anything- I mean if it did the Dems would've had America fixed by now.
jaxx - November 2, 2012, 11:46 am
It also shows that a Republican will bow to the devil to help the people who are hurting.
jaxx - November 2, 2012, 11:45 am
It just shows that Republicans are willing to work with libs., and that Obama is just making it a ph**o-op for his campaign.
deerbag2 - November 2, 2012, 10:12 am
laurel and hardy
terroraustralis - November 2, 2012, 9:43 am
THANKS VBATTALIE, FOR MAKING EVERY CONSERVATIVE ON THIS SITE LOOK LIKE A f***ING RETARD. IF I DIDNT KNOW ANY BETTER I'D SAY YOU WERE WORKING FOR OBAMA. seriously. you're f***ing sabotaging romney's campaign. what the hell is wrong with you. shut up dude.
vbattaile - November 2, 2012, 7:41 am
HOMO
vbattaile - November 2, 2012, 7:41 am
Obummer is a g** Muslim and he loves big fat white boys
JGalt - November 2, 2012, 6:58 am
you are entitled to our opinion: A successful governor and a failed community agitator!


" PLAYBOY PLAYMATE MISS OCTOBER 2011 AMANDA CERNY TEBOWING " - "America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms,it will be because we destroyed ourselves. ~ A. Lincoln.




OBAMA IS NOT THE ANTI-CHRIST -




" FIRST AMENDMENT " - Violence doesn't build up the kingdom of God on the contrary, it's a favorite tool of the Antichrist. Benedict XVI




NIGHTMARE OF CHRISTMAS - Obama might as well be Santa He and his helpers just love giving things away.




" IT'S WRITTEN ON THE WALL " - “When suffering comes, we yearn for some sign from God, forgetting we have just had one.”




TEA PARTY POSTER -




CHRISTINE O'DONNELL - When the opening statement on your add is "I'm not a Witch". You know you're in trouble.




IT DOESN'T MATTER - what this meme says. Chris Matthews will say it's racist


TAGS: chris matthews raaaaacist election
Rating: 5/5

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RonaldReagan - March 21, 2015, 3:59 pm
Good one. Someone show should throw a hard ball in Chris Matthew's face. A keeper.


ACLU -




CHRIS CHISTIE- UNREPORTED EPIC WIN -




Just say 'Merry Christmas'. -




IMMUTABLE TRUTH: WHY LIBERAL DEMOCRATS HATE CHRISTIANITY -


TAGS: wht liberal democrats hate christianity
Rating: 5/5

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Curlyrocks - March 30, 2014, 10:48 pm
5L as an atheist who's so sick of watching atheists claim they're so free for not believing in the church and then cheer some politician. God may not be real but to claim you're free while propping up some one doing the exact same thing is pathetic.
Ron2 - March 29, 2014, 9:28 pm
and that right there is why I dislike Christianity so very much. Self important BS based on man-made religion and gods.


ACLU -




SAN JUAN CAPISTRANO PERSECUTES CHRISTIANS - Chuck and Stephanie Fromm have been fined $300 for holding a Bible study in their home, and face an additional fine of $500 for each additional meeting. Is this the kind of Hopey-Changey thing y'all voted 4?




CHRIS CHRISTIE - Has a plan for the next big storm that threatens NJ...




" MERRY CHRISTMAS 2011 " -




Merry Christmas ! -




" ALOHA " - President Barack Obama spent part of Christmas Eve on a Kaneohe golf course.


TAGS: christmaseve golf barackobama fiscalcliff bankruptcy
Rating: 5/5

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PapaFox - December 25, 2012, 12:41 pm
Christmas surfing in Hawaii, there's a thought.


The NSA is coming to town -




ALL I WANTED FOR CHRISTMAS -




When a Rinopublican courts a Jackass... -




When Rinopublican's & Jackasses collide... -




22 MARCH 2013 - PRES. OBAMA VISITS BETHLEHEM. - The Birthplace of Jesus Christ, You think IT was a message?




JESUS CHRIST - 2 millenia later, Obama declares christmas eve a federal holiday.




2016 - a much better choice than Cris-py-creme Christie




Some political analysts are already projecting this nightmare scenario as a genuine possibility... -


TAGS: christie hillary 2016 politics
Rating: 5/5

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RonaldReagan - December 14, 2013, 11:11 am
Christie is a good man. Hopefully his health will let him run.


"ALL I WANTED FOR CHRISTMAS " - Was to be able to play golf every day. Why don't people Love me? I gave lots of free stuff, now they have to pay for it.




" THE COPTIC EXODUS FROM EGYPT " - More than 100,000 Copts applied for immigration to the U.S. and Scandinavian countries. Luckily Obama removed that 'Evil Dictator' Mubarak?




NOT RUNNING?!?! OH MAAAAAAAAAAAN!!! - There goes all that politfake poster potential. Sigh! Per chance, is Rep. Weiner in the news lately?




ARIZONA LEGISLATURE PASSES ELECTRONIC SPEECH CENSORSHIP BILL THAT MAY CRIMINALIZE BLASPHEMY. -




THAT'S NOT A HALO OF SANCTITY. IT'S A ZERO - signifying the emptiness & nothingness of his presidency and reelection campaign




CHRIS MATTHEWS LOST IT - As did a lot of liberals following Obama's disasterous debate


TAGS: obama crazy chris matthews
Rating: 4.64/5

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jaxx - October 7, 2012, 7:51 pm
WHOOP!!! THE CORK BLEW OFF THE DOUCHE!!!


WELL, THERE YOU GO -




FATHIMA RIFQA BARY - Even in America, it takes true courage for a Muslim teenager to convert to Christianity and risk being killed for it.




COUNTER ACTING THE CLOWN'S UNCONSTITUTIONAL CHRISTMAS TREE TAX, - WI Governor Walker (R),"It's a Christmas tree, not a 'holiday' tree."




groovy baby! -




Yeah baby! -




Why does it always come down to the lesser of 2 evils?!? -


TAGS: hillary christie politics government elections
Rating: 4.2/5

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JGalt - November 17, 2013, 10:13 am
not a little, try a lot!


SORRY, MITT - I sold out for the Cheesesteak.


TAGS: obama christie romney jersey 2012
Rating: 4.2/5

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thatmfguy - November 10, 2012, 6:18 pm
Now, now. I did not call Gov. Crisco fat, I merely noted he sold out for a cheesesteak.
MashiMashi - November 10, 2012, 4:44 pm
I thoiught only democrats called him fat...JERSEY FIRST


WHAT DOES A POLITICAL CHRISTIAN LOOK LIKE? - Ya got me!




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